kellykylie

i'm sure i must have said this a gazillion times. I HAVE A WONDERFUL BOSS. but you know, nature alwaes has a way of balancing things in life.

i have HORRID HORRID, MALICIOUS MALICIOUS colleagues.

my job is a wee bit different from others. i am required to work with my boss 90% of the time. hence, it is more impt that i haf a good boss, than good colleagues. (which is the reaosn why i stayed on my job - my good boss.)

the office is currently split into 3 big sects (as i believe most offices are).

One sect, is normally made up of the pretty, happy and married/attached/hapily single babes. these girls are most of the time confident but humble. (ok not all, but mostly.) more imptly, they are down-to-earth and pleasant. everyone wants to talk to them.

The 2nd sect, is typically made up of the rejected babes. mostly average looking, petty, easily jealous and definitely, all the time, gossip mongers. (the gays love to be in this group, for strange reasons.) ok they might not be rejects, but for weird reasons, they all haf something against someone in the sect mentioned above. even if they haf never spoken to them before.

The 3rd sect, well, is the NEUTRAL sect. ppl who dun wanna get involved in office politics.

Not that Sect 1 and 2 want to. Sect 1 is more like, being forced to. ppl from Sect 2 are jus hungry for gossip, they CREATE the office politics.

lemme introduce u to the cast of Sect 2:

Joe - the gay of the sect - is actually a nice dude, when is not with them. but that is the scary part, u dunno wat he may be saying abt u.

i'm-all-that-u're-not aka 自闭症 - is such a perfect name for her. she is the supposedly "atas" one of the sect. at least she thinks she is. i hear she used to be from sect 1, but i think she decided they were not atas enuff for her. alwaes walking with her nose in the air, if she ever smiles at anyone, tt would be the eighth wonder of the world. (and she is my age)

firestarter - the "big-sister-big" of the sect. the rudest bitch i haf ever come across. i wud not call her chilli padi cuz she is easily triple the size of me. only one word to describe her - OVERBEARING.

desperado - the typical girl who is being left on the shelf. i hear she also used to be from sect 1. they say she distanted herself from them when they got married/attached one by one cuz she felt left out. more like she felt jealous lo. this one's definitely a follower, doesn't look like she's got a mind of her own.

slutty secretary - except she's not HOT at all. on the contrary, she's a plain jane from head to toe and back to head. :p she has a serious case of attitude problem. she thinks she is the most invincible secretary here - she isn't, cuz i am. i am the Executive Managing Directors's secretary, while she's only the Director's secretary. Neh nee neh nee boo boo! (I figured tt's y she hates me.)

and all of these ppl, gather every lunch time in the pantry to speak ill of someone. it's like their mouth will itch and rot if they dun speak ill of someone. but the thing is, they think that they are sect 1 ppl of the office, when in fact, they are sect 2. how i kno tt is because none of them is attached and they alwaes have that bit of jealousy look in their eyes. but it is so obvious. in their actions and the words they say. and honestly, they look like total losers. dress like losers too. (sorry to say this, but none of them are physically attractive.)

and i hate them oh-so-much. they keep stepping on my toes even tho i meander my way ard them, to stay out of their way.

and so guess wat, they haf ignited my fire. and i am going to deliver my blows twice the power, twice the size.

and i will do it so skillfully, they wud not kno wat hit them.