Listen, I have supernatural powers!!

Yogi bear is the youngest of the 4 children that Mama bear has brought up. He is also the most protected, and most doted on bear out of the 4. his life has alwaes been decided by Mama bear and his 3 older siblings, Xena bear, Caesar Bear and Winnie the Poo.

lately, Yogi bear has started his tertiary education at a local junior college. and despite trying his best to get used to the school's system and his peers for months, Yogi bear is still finding it hard to rgow accustomed to them. and more recently, he has told Mama bear abt his intentions to withdraw from the jc and head for a polythechnic course instead.

Mama bear hearing this, was not pleased. she had previously put 2 outstanding children, Xena bear and Winnie the poo through junior colleges and could not understand why Yogi bear could not do it too. on top of that, he had alwaes been the brightest child out of the 4 of them and there should be no reason why he could not adapt to the life in junior colleges.

when the family refused to allow Yogi bear to withdraw from junior college, Yogi bear resorted to saying that he would then fail this year so that he would get kicked out and them go to a polytechnic.

the siblings grew hopeless and gave in to Yogi bear's request - to withdraw from junior college and go to a polytechnic.

mama bear, however, was not convinced that this was the only way to solve the problem. she sat yogi bear down and had yet another talk with him, while the siblings sat dutifully beside her and listened intently. Caesar bear did not join them as he was already fast asleep at this point.

mama bear: "yogi, u do not kno what u r doing to ur life. ur life would be ruined if u drop out of JC now, do u know tt? why are u doing this??"

yogi bear: "i just can't fit in, mama. i dread going to school everyday and i hate the subjects i am taking. i jus want to do something i like and something useful."

mama bear: "wat if i tell u something very bad is going to happen to you if you choose to go down this road u r choosing for urself? in spite of all the advise we are giving you? i am telling u, i can sense it. jus like the last time i predicted Caesar getting into trouble and being held in a prison cell, it came true! because i did not stop it. and i dun want my premonition of you to come true! i will not let it happen this time! i am going to do all i can to stop it! even if it means i am going against the will of god and divulging heavenly secrets, i am willing to receive god's punishment! yogi, jus listen to me!"

yogi bear, at this point, was grim-faced. he knew he had no other choice but to give in to his mama who was slightly estranged at this time.

yogi bear: "fine."

mama bear: "trust me, yogi. i am nv wrong with my predictions."

yogi bear: "ok."

yogi bear then gets up and leave. Winnie the poo then looks at mama bear in astonishment.

winnie the poo: "mama, wat is the secret? wat will happen to yogi? tell me..?"

mama bear: "winnie, these are heavenly secrets that i cannot divulge.. by telling you all that i have the power of predicting the future has already accumulated bad karma for myself.. i must not tell ppl that i have supernatural powers in predicting the future.. i will get myself into trouble with the Gods.. dun force me, pls.."

winnie the poo: "ok ok, mama. i wun force you. i dun want you to have bad karma.. it's late, go rest.."

Xena bear shakes her head and retreats to her room and Winnie the poo does the same. mama bear gets up and tries to keep her balance, as if she had been exerting too much of her "supernatural powers" to even stand properly now.

she then looks to me and says her last words for the evening:

"trust me, i wun abuse my supernatural powers unless i am very sure and i know i am right!"

oh, did i not mention i was there?? yea, i was. and this whole episode happened just last night.

mother's sixth sense, yea maybe. but, SUPERNATURAL POWERS?!!? come on la... wake up ur idea, man.

all of it was jus utterly ridiculous and nonsensical! i dunno how i sat through it and not giggle one moment of it! *faints and wakes up and then faints again!*