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Tuesday, June 23, 2009

WORST pick-up line

"I like every bone in your body, including mine."

UGH!

1 comments:

peanat said...

hehehe... i have more funny ones... and lame ones i found from the net.

-Did you fart? Because you blew me away

-Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

-"Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this
room?"

-Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas.

-Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

-Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.

-If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

-You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae. (i actually like this lame one) hehe..

- You - "Did it hurt". The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?", You - "When you fell from heaven."