I thought I made myself damn CLEAR.

"We will be home late on Saturday so it will be better to have it on Friday night instead."

Which part of the sentence above makes it unclear that WE ARE NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO MAKE IT ON SATURDAY?!

Seriously, only my in-laws are capable of screwing up something so simple. SO DAMN SIMPLE. I AM NOT FREE ON SATURDAY!!!! Can you understand that?!

As usual, thanks to them for giving away my surprise and RUINING MY PLANS for Saturday (and throwing away my money for me).

No I mean it. FVCKING THANKS.