hehehe... i have more funny ones... and lame ones i found from the net.-Did you fart? Because you blew me away-Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?-"Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in thisroom?"-Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want forChristmas.-Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?-Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get. -If you were a booger I'd pick you first.-You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae. (i actually like this lame one) hehe..- You - "Did it hurt". The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?", You - "When you fell from heaven."
hehehe... i have more funny ones... and lame ones i found from the net.
ReplyDelete-Did you fart? Because you blew me away
-Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
-"Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this
room?"
-Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas.
-Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
-Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
-If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
-You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae. (i actually like this lame one) hehe..
- You - "Did it hurt". The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?", You - "When you fell from heaven."